Book
The Book Of The Website
The world-famous San Antonio Riverwalk is a cultural, societal, economic and charasmatic center for us all, and enriches our lives more so than our families and loved ones could ever do. The Riverwalk never complains but always provides emotional support and now is the time to give back with the release of Visit The Riverwalk’s new book, entitled Visit The Riverwalk, featuring all the web content and even more if that’s even possible.
The production of the book has taken a team of experts so dedicated and connected to the Riverwalk that they suffer mood swings when the river is drained in January. Their level of commitment is directly embedded into the book, so that every copy purchased is guaranteed to improve your life, as shown by our surveys:
- 94% of readers felt sexier, more confident and ambitious.
- 91% accepted the Riverwalk into their lives and enjoyed the sense of peace.
- 99% of the above bought more than one copy or were related to the writers, or became related, or bought additional copies after being related.
Edited by Arts Editor Minton McKarkquey, Dr McKarkquey’s mother praised the book impartially as “the most important text ever written” adding that “everyone should own a copy”. Mrs McKarkquey’s advice is good to follow, especially since we’re offering 15% off the list price of $14.95 in the PRE-RELEASE STAGE through a coupon code known as GD757FP4. This will provide around two dollars in savings, which is good for happy hour drinks along the river.
What should I do now?
Technology editor Hugo Stain provided evidence earlier this year that websites were under attack. Many electric mails circulated, indicating that viruses were seeking to take over the hard disk of your computer, demagnetize your credit cards and causes your toaster to burn bread. Since the only way to stop these viruses was to forward the warning to AT LEAST 10 people or BAD THINGS may happen, it may already be too late.
Visit The Riverwalk: The Book of the Website provides a physical hard copy version of the website to deal with this catastrophe when it inevitably happens. Once your computer is deleted and toast is burned, this manual will become your Riverwalk Bible. Every San Antonian, Riverwalker and Patriot needs to buy a copy, and state law enforcement will be checking our records to make sure you do.
We look forward to receiving your support, which will help the Riverwalk retain its premiere position as the most important and culturally-significant tourist destination in Texas and the country generally (and Mexico too, most likely).
Sincerely,
Minton McKarkquey
The book has a backcover too, showing full color pictures of the San Antonio Riverwalk and other San Antonio things related to the Riverwalk. Visit The Riverwalk will be available on Amazon on June 10, 2009 – HURRY NOW to get the pre-release HAPPY HOUR discount using the coupon code above. HURRY. NOW. Do it. Click here. Support the Riverwalk.
