Fox announces “San Antonio 78205″
Following the success of the hit series Beverly Hills 90210, Fox has decided to ressurect the show and place it in most dynamic and fastest growing city in the country (outside of Las Vegas, Los Angeles, New York, Houston, Chicago, Atlanta and Boerne), San Antonio.
Fox has long been an important part of community, especially in recent times when socialists have taken over the country, and the city watches Fox News like a moth circling a light, patiently waiting for confirmation that President Obama is indeed a Hillary Clinton-operated puppet, much like in the movie Dead Silence. Other important shows provided by Fox demonstrate its commitment to promoting quality and cultural representation that benefit important towns such as those that have defended the Alamo.
The current rumor is that local celebrity Summer Glau will reprise Shannen Doherty’s role as a twenty-something still at college, and Luke Perry will be replaced by our local ass-kicker, Tommy Lee Jones, who is known to be a fan of the Riverwalk. Stay tuned – on Fox, preferably – for more!
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