Save on the Riverwalk! Exclusive coupons.

Every San Antonio local is aware of the economic crisis, but only those on the Riverwalk open their heart to visitors in the form of coupons. Tourism is an important industry to the city, and much like country music and Jesus, we realize tourists provide a positive and meaningful impact on us y’all. The Riverwalk has keenly felt the downturn since George W Bush was ousted by Coastal voters, and the Obama administration has severely exacerbated the recession on the Riverwalk by pouring hundreds of billions of unwanted dollars into the local economy and hinting at further gun control.

Collect Your Discount Coupons Here:

To validate your coupon, you MUST:

• Pull a coupon from the Interweb – only ONE original PRINT out per FAMILY.
• Show your Texas state ID and validated tax return for the Riverwalk.
• Bring a utility statement, bank statement,  church ID, military ID and/or/with firearm.

Alamo Country Museum – 50% off coupon

“100% pure country, 100% of the time. The home of the real San Antonio,” San Antonio Riverwalk Informer Review.

Big Buck’s Wax House – 50% off coupon

“Surprisingly different, like a stoned Pterodactyl at a Hawaiian post-Luau midget-hurling contest,” Tripping Advisor Review.

Have a Terrible Time at The Dreary Hotel – 50% off coupon

“Ruined our Honeymoon and will probably cause our divorce – no lack of detail was overlooked, and the staff ensured utter misery in everything they did,” Sarah and Hank from Struttmutt, Iowa.

More coupons will be added soon, as part of Recession Season on the World Famous San Antonio Riverwalk, home of the Riverwalk. If you have any questions about these extremely self-explanatory coupons, try to send an email to info@visittheriverwalk.com or call our Riverwalk Hotline on (210).555-COUP. If you have enough money to avoid the coupons, please do so to ensure availability for others.